In Which Someone Dies…And I’m So Embarrassed

I recently reflected on the novels I have written to date. And there is one common thread throughout ALL of them (9 full and complete manuscripts to date). Someone dies. When I realized this, I considered novels in general. Does someone die in a great majority of novels, or is this common thread found only in mine–or people like me? I panicked as I thought of the novels I’ve read recently. I quickly went through the titles: Book 1-nobody dies, Book 2-nobody dies, Book 3-nobody dies. I thought I was on to something. I thought I might be this weird sadistic person who kills all his characters. Then, I thought of more of my current reads: Book 4-someone dies! Book 5-somone dies! Book 6-someone dies Book 7-lots of someones die! Book 8-two someones die! Book 9-apocolypse–almost everyone dies! Book10-super colossal volcano–almost everyone dies!

I came to a conclusion. Though I kill off at least one character in each of my novels, I’m no more cruel–and at times, I’m extremely less cruel–than other authors! I can breathe easy!

Still, that’s a lot of bodies to pile up behind me. One of my goals for this summer’s Muskoka Novel Marathon will be to keep all of my characters alive. We’ll see how that goes! I’m not going to promise anything, though. If the need arises, I will waste no time taking a life!

Now…something I am incredibly embarrassed about. I’ve been repeatedly announcing that my upcoming novel release is June 7th. SEBASTIAN’S POET actually comes out JULY 6th! I’ve been so busy with so many things…I don’t know where I got the original date from, but I was so wrong! Sorry about that. JULY 6TH – Please save THAT date.

There we go!

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3 thoughts on “In Which Someone Dies…And I’m So Embarrassed”

  1. Too hilarious Kevin! Date screw-ups are my modus operandi so it is so good to know that I have a kindred spirit out there. And as to people dying in novels. gosh darn it Kevin. I think I have a death in every novel I’ve written thus far. In one of them, a few deaths. You’ll have to wait for the September launch to figure out if Living Underground has more than one death. πŸ™‚ Cheers Kevin. Will hold onto my anticipation until July 6. July 6. July 6. July 6. July 6. July 6…

  2. Thanks, Ruth. I feel like a yit! Glad to know I’m not the only one who looks at calendars inside out. (-: I cannot wait to read Living Underground! Looking forward to it. I’ll keep a body count list. (-:

  3. That’s so hilarious, Kevin – I made the same mistake with my book and said the wrong release date! Honestly, I think the pair of us needs a publicist! Looking forward to Sebastian’s Poet in July! Cheers!

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