Listed – How to Write a Novel

Dream up an idea that is bigger than the spot in your brain that contains it.
Transfer the idea from your brain to your heart.
Knead idea with the milkblood of your heart.
Push the idea out of your heart and into the highways and byways of your veins.
Allow the idea to float through your body for as long as you can contain the excitement.
When exhausted from the anticipation of giving birth to the idea, allow it to float to the ends of your arms and down into your fingers.
Send the idea through the ends of your finger tips down into your keyboard.
Watch the idea come to life on the computer screen in front of you.
Be amazed! You are creator.
Once idea has been fully purged, type THE END into the same keyboard you allowed the idea to escape into.
Sit back and be well pleased with yourself.